It’s an ESPN alert that says “Breaking News: Traded” as well as a heartfelt note from the Super Bowl MVP.
“It’s been good Broncos Country! I love you guys with the bottom [of] my heart! Not by choice, this is how the game goes! #sb50champs they can never take that away from us @espn @nfl.”
But before you start freaking out, remember the date: April 1. That’s right: Von Miller is full of jokes. He’s still with us, and he’ll be sacking deserving quarterbacks like Tom Brady and Cam Newton in a Broncos uniform for years to come.
But seriously Von: did you really have to do that to us? Really?